Hanging Out With Indiana Jones

“What you got there?”

“Uh. A popsicle.”

“What flavor?”

“It’s. It’s strawberry. Well, technically it’s kiwi strawberry.”

“Looks refreshing.”

“Indy, I know it’s not the manliest treat in the world.”

“I didn’t say anything.”

“I mean it’s pretty hot out so like—”

“That’s why I carry this canteen filled with river water.”

“And I have to slowly suck it like this because my teeth are pretty sensitive. So I can’t just bite into it. Plus I’ll get a, you know, a cold headache.”

“One time I got a headache because a Nazi general held my face against the wheels of a moving tank.”

“Ow.”

“You think your sister will be back from Walgreens pretty soon?”

“Yeah, she was just gonna pick up some sex gel and Pringles.”

“Maybe I’ll go wait in the biplane.”

“Cool. Cool. Hey, you wanna hear this joke on the popsicle stick? It’s pretty funny.”

“Just let her know where I am, kid.”

“OK, Indy.”

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