Making Small Talk With My Friend’s Kid

“You’re, what, like four years old?”

“Nine.”

“Wow, you look great, bro. So what are you into these days? Pokemon? Uh. Pogs?”

“I think a lot about space.”

“Outer space.”

“Yeah.”

“Flying saucers and shit?”

“Space is vast.”

“Look at you with the vast.”

“Some of the stars we see today might’ve blown up a long time ago. We don’t know.”

“Pretty freaky, man. What’s your favorite planet? Uranus?”

“Yeah that’s a good one.”

“Your anus.”

“Did you know the Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day because of falling space dust?”

“That sounds about right. You go to a special school, champ?”

“Yeah.”

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