The Shawshank Redemption

“I dunno. It doesn’t look so bad.”

“Prison?”

“Yeah. Look at the nice haircuts they all have.”

“And jaunty caps.”

“Total jaunty caps. Slimming denim outfits. You get good exercise. Fresh air. Drink beer out in the sun.”

“You do get raped from time to time.”

“Yeah but only at first. Then the rapers get beat up real good and you’re in the clear for like twenty years.”

“From then on it’s playing catch, carving chess pieces, watching movies.”

“Laughs with the gang at dinner.”

“A quiet jerk to Raquel Welch in your private room and then off to dreamland.”

“Love it.”

“You want to, I dunno, set an orphanage on fire and get sent to this sleepaway camp here?”

“I can’t wait to meet my black friend.”

» Rating: SEVEN SEXY LADIES