Koala Hugs

GIRAFFE: Hey koala!

KOALA: What’s up, giraffe!

GIRAFFE: Do you like eucalyptus yes or no!

KOALA: How about stopping it with the stupid questions!

GIRAFFE: ANSWER ME

KOALA: Dude, yes. Duh. Of course.

GIRAFFE: Well I just so happen to have a big thing of eucalyptus right over here.

KOALA: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

GIRAFFE: Straight up.

KOALA: Then let’s get down to business!

GIRAFFE: First! First you have to give me a big hug.

KOALA: No problem, I love big hugs!

GIRAFFE: I mean reeeeally big.

KOALA: Stop talking and start hugging, man!

[overlong hug]

GIRAFFE: So.

KOALA: Yeah.

GIRAFFE: That was … that was really nice.

KOALA: So, about that eucalyptus…

GIRAFFE: Yeah, about that.

KOALA: What.

GIRAFFE: I don’t actually … have any eucalyptus. Per se.

KOALA: What!

GIRAFFE: Yeah. I’m sorry. I just really needed that koala hug right now.

KOALA: I … I mean, I guess that’s OK. You could’ve just asked.

GIRAFFE: Sorry. I … I didn’t—

KOALA: It’s OK.

GIRAFFE: I just didn’t know how to—

KOALA: I said it’s fine.

[long, cold silence]

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