My Thighs

Have you seen my thighs? Of course you haven’t but if you did, you’d want to get them tattooed on your thighs, as a constant reminder of their sublimity. Would your thigh tattoo sometimes make you sad, because your thighs look so lame in comparison? Yes, of course. But sometimes it’s good to be sad and anyway the image of my thighs will soon cheer you up.

“Your thighs are like twin pistons of eroticism,” somebody said. If it’s a quote then it’s not bragging. “They are sleek and powerfully hairy.”

Could I crush an enemy’s head between my thighs? I could but, ew, you know? I don’t want head guts on my thighs. My thighs should be put in a fancy frame, not covered in gross gore.

Can you touch my thighs? Good question. The answer is yes as long as you wear these special gloves and don’t get rough. Another good question is: Can my thighs touch you? Like, emotionally? The answer is no doy.

» Rating: NINE SEXY LADIES