The Smell In This Rental Car

It is a heady bouquet, with rich aerosol overtones redolent of synthetic mango or perhaps the “Tropical Ecstasy” scented candle that Nana keeps next to the toilet. And do I … yes, I do believe I detect a hint of urine. Human urine, if I’m not mistaken—and I’m not!

But wait, the odors continue to reveal themselves, each one dancing ‘pon my senses like—is that Hawaiian pizza and vodka which has been upchuck’d into the glove compartment? And perhaps just the barest whisper of hooker tears?

O the stories this rental car could tell! Well, my new friend, let’s lead these cops on a chase through Walmart and see if I can’t add a new story of my own!

» Rating: SIX SEXY LADIES